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Shakespeare was a lot of things: a playwright, a poet, a genius, a hack, a husband, a father, a lover, and if his writing is anything to judge by, kinky as all hell:

... and next morn,
Ere the ninth hour, I drunk him to his bed;
Then put my tires and mantles on him, whilst
I wore his sword Philippan.
Cleopatra, Antony and Cleopatra

I am your spaniel; and, Demetrius,
The more you beat me, I will fawn on you:
Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me,
Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave,
Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
What worser place can I beg in your love,—
And yet a place of high respect with me,—
Than to be used as you use your dog?
Helena, A Midsummer Night's Dream

I will be master of what is mine own
She is my goods, my chattels, she is my house,
My household stuff, my field, my barn,
My horse, my ox, my ass, my any thing ...
Petruchio, The Taming of the Shrew

This blog is [mostly] for fanfiction that brings out the bard's kinkier side.